A German tourist finds an old Irishman standing in front of a huge puddle in front of a pub. It’s pouring down, and the guy is holding a stick, with a string dangling in the water.
The tourist asks: „What are you doing?“
The Irishman replies: „I’m fishing.“
„Come with me, I buy you a drink“, says the German feeling sorry for the old man.
In the warm and dry pub, as they have their pint, the tourist asks: „And, how many did you catch today?“
„You are number seven“, says the guy with a smile in his face.